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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Sta.sh
Warrior: "...yeah...they're worth 10$, they're also worth a neck snapping...when you touch it."
Thief "....hnn *raps it inside a cloth* did I touch it? Nope!"
Warrior "Eh it's not mine."
*next day*
Mage "The eff? MY KNIVES! I NEED THEM FOR MY CRACK!"
Thief "Why do you need these for crack? *holds swords in cloth*."
Mage "Let me show you *grabs them and goes to a small bit of crack on the table, he cuts it into lines then snorts them until he's high."
Thief "...I see...*takes the knives*."
Lifts one of them by the back of the hilt untill it points vertically down. Lets it go and the dagger thrusts itself into the solid ground upp till the crossbar.
- He uses our technology... - says the goblin.
- Holy Ä[{}ä@äpi @ä@Ää >ÍÄIÄäÄ[äí !!!! - swears the dwarf
- Just daggers - smiles the mentalist
The trickmaster's eyes grow to apple size
- I was looking for them for ages now! Where did you...
- Now you scare me - goblin hands over them.
not sure, but the blades look like if they are enchanted by the power of the moon...
but if so, I wonder why the price is "low(!)" ...?
good luck with it then...