The Drawing itself or only their background and powers
Because I often tell people that their weapons are uncomfortable or are burdens (translate: worth shit). I made those kind too! Let me do a TOP 10... or less list of them. My ratings are the following
Sillyness: The design from -10 to 10 points.
Combat value: Are they weapons or burden -10 to 10 points
The idea: is it messed up or just gone wrong? -10 to 10 points
Function: Does it hold or break apart? -10 to 10 points
Usability:Can I use it for anything? Like for any reasons? -10 to 10 points
------------Sword for my niece, Eszter
I... did this and I was serious when doing so. Butterflies with a pink sword and putting this on the top to even further humiliate myself.
Sillyness: The COLORS!!!! MY EYES AAAAAAAH! -6
Combat value: It is a lower arm length sword... 7
The idea: I won't do something like this ever again!!!!! I swear! -6
Function: Despite the looks... 5
Usability: It is still a weapon... 7
-------------Caexitus - weaponry 371 B
Did you ever play as the EVIL GAME MASTER in a dungeon ZODDING out I WILL KILL YOU ALL? I did. I designed dungeons and raided my friens' adventurers in to see how far we can go. The deadlyest of traps and monsters cramming in and after the huge bloodlosses and all mana used up there is the treasure room! An artifact. You search traps for one last time, deactivate what you find, search and find magic inside and realize it is indeed alive. It looks awesome and at least a +3 with unique properties. AND THE F...KING AXE GROWS SPIKES INTO YOUR ARM AND DRAINS YOUR LIFEFORCE AND BLOOD AND EVEN KILL YOU ON THE SPOT. I mean you haven't started fighting, but this piece of shit can kill you just to form the axe head. I am so pissed up that I did not imagine this back then when I roleplayed... but wait! I did!
Sillyness: None. It looks ultra badass +10
Combat value: I would not even touch it! This shit is suicide -10
The idea: Must be an accident? No. I mean it does not kill you instantly but hurts like shit. Only -8
Function: Not triggering spikes? The hilt is still pretty sturdy... but useless 0
Usability: Killing off a treasure hunter probably. No. Definitely no. 1 points.
----------------- No name sword (not drawn)
2005. Playing RPG and my friend tells me how his pals are playing the same game we do and how they freak out with ultra powered godlike characters unkillable and unmatched. Along a thing that gets actual and maximum hitpoints as you demage it I tell him to make a sword with awesome stats (5 times that of regular swords!) that instantly kills user who sheaths it.
HA-HA YOU ARE DEAD!!!!
1 character actually dies from it. So the game master has to explain what happened. Sadly. I would like to hear that all of them died. Whatever. It was long ago.
Not drawn? It was drawn! Under a different name with different powers.
Sillyness: not drawn 0
Combat value: 3xLegendary 10
The idea: Good question! It is to kill of characters. 0
Function: It does a good job until you... 0
Usability: I mean it does both jobs great. Killing foes and self depending on which the GM wants. 10
-------------- Godslayer Orandi
So here is a weapon that can actually kill you when you touch it. It has both "good value" of no name along with with Caexitus's with the exception if you are a grade 2 deity or fallen god. Big deal! It also collects the foolish treasure hunters' soul or anyone else's near by. Because... whatever this thing was created to slay gods and it is capable of doing so!
Sillyness: Made in 2011 and still looks badass 7 points!
Combat value: Depends on what you are. For gods: 10, for everyone else -10
The idea: To slay gods or how to do it? 10 if you can wield it and -10 if you cannot.
Function: What does it take to destroy something that can harm a god? 10
Usability: The blade does not come out of it's own. 10 or if mortal: 0
TOTAL: Are you a god?
Yes: Good for you! Best item in my entire gallery is yours! 47
No: Then get lost! -3
---------------------All 3 of these... in order
A bamboo cane... I should leave it out of the list.
And a scythe. Representing my hate for such shit. Not historically used scythes in warfare. They were bent straight. I am talking about greamreaper stuff without or with magical powers. This is my rating
Sillyness: looks crap -2; looks pathetic -6; no idea 0
Combat value: Seen Shaolin cane? 8; Ask Jackie Chen! 4; I'd rather chop off it's head -3
The idea: Not much to it but serves as anything. 4; same as prev but with different tone -4; for fun and that it looks "awesome" -9
Function: Sturdyer than you can tell! 5; not the strongest wood: 3; It won't break: 4
Usability: For lots of things: 8; Not as a weapon... 4; Barring doors probably. 2
TOTAL: 23; 6; unexpectedly high -6
--------------------------- Betasector blade
It supposes to have a handle behind the protector staff and maybe a string. A stiff bow without string? It has too small handle and pokes into the wrong way, too heavy and can only hold from a single direction. I would not even give this item to unded foes.
Sillyness: It looks average: 1
Combat value: No. None. A piece of crap: -9
The idea: I don't know. Someone thaght it looks cool or what? -8
Function: It is fairly sturdy after all 6
Usability: Barring a door maybe. Decorating it. Something.. melting it to forge weapons 1
---------------Ultra thick bows (preferably with narrow shaft in center)
I don't know which to participate with! Two ot them are thick as a trees and the hird has spikes towards your hand. I also love bows curving the wrong way (like the first on the second drawing) and zig-zag bows. Extra minus points for comfort if the handle is not vertical. Fortunately I lack those. Did I mention that you want to kill people with these? Japanese Yumi bows (that are polar) do not count. I also do not count magical powers since I'm talking about the tendency.
Sillyness: No, they look aweseome - even for sketches! - 6
Combat value: None particularly.... wait... you can smash heads with these! 2
The idea: Is flawed from the beginning -8
Function: I have no idea. 0
Usability: Decoration does not count, but some of thes do make awesome xmas wreaths! And give heath when burning. 0
-------------------Overweighted shit as 229's second and... COMPENSATING SOMETHING???
So the power is not explained.... I wanted to go with Soul Edge because I had to remake it and a I made a Skull blade for Dackvirnig but this one is heavyer. However I also found the second image - that is way back from 2008 and is a parody. I will rate the first because that was serious. Before that let's imagine that I can craft a full plate armor from all that metal, a sword and a shield. Let's get on!
Sillyness: It is simply unexplained. It does look a bit cool, but who cares. -2
Combat value: None. I cannot even lift this crap: -10
The idea: is stupid. Check this out: -10
Function: It would not break. The handle would bend... 0
Usability: A table, a door, your gravestone or resource for a ful set of arms - after you melt it -5
Check this video out about twohanded sword fight and then draw swords!
Let's get on with this. The worst piece is not yet seen!
----------------The CHAINSWORD!!!!! weaponry 245
Think it works like a hidden blade and boom expands? I think not. It was for New Horizon because they had the idea left there and I tried. I did my best to propagate the mechanics of an item like this and failed. I made 2 versions. An expanding and a... thing. Advice? Use a flail! Or a whip or a sword. This is heavy, fragile, has joints and is times slower to produce in the smithy than a regular sword. Not to mention all the disfunctions it can have and to hurt yourself in the process (practiced nunchaku? I haven't this must be worse though!)
Sillyness: It looks.. bad but not that bad -4
Combat value: Simply none. At least it does not hurt you. But wait, it does! -9
The idea: If you have witsh you laugh at it! - 8
Function: With maintananance and falling apart when pulling out -10
Usability: I have f...king no idea!!!!! -10
No, this is not the worst!!!!!
------------------------This is the worst: on the right
So I joined Forgotten Heroes project and started doing weapons from the cheapest. I wanted to make really shit stuff starting with broken rusty swords and other items. I did over (UNDER)do myself greatly by presenting this what should I call it? If you have enough iron to make a chain and 2 balls of it, probably you can craft a sword from the same material and do some fighting with it. I cannot tell you how pathetic this concept this is... and indeed now I am laughing in shame. I will gave it a -11 on sillyness chart just for that!
Sillyness: aaaam... -11
Combat value: Where would you hold it? At the chain? No idea Thorin crappy oaken mace thingy shield -10
The idea: I don't want to get in it again! -10
Function: It will definitely break... but then you will have the chain freed! -10
Usability: Like... what? -10